DWARF

a ten billion dollar clothing brand.

crash test dummy in a dwarf hoodie, hood up
dwarf pty ltd est. whenever $10,000,000,000valuation 01employee 00casualties made by kids
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standard issue & drops

everything →
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the earth

condition: fair
company asset no. 1

we bought the earth.

the actual one, in 3D. drag it, spin it, click a city to file a demolition request. casualties are tallied. lessons are not learned.

a dwarf-branded atomic bomb, tastefully designed
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the doomsday calculator

batteries included
desk instrument

add it up.

whatever's ending the world this week, punch it in. press equals when you're done.

results are final. the clear key clears the display, not your conscience.

DOOM-01
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shot on a dummy

new stuff, occasionally.

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